To whom-so-ever it may concern,
Sir,the next time you decide to purchase some of those heavy duty machines, for your state-of-the-art, modern, newly built factory, please keep in mind the following matters.
1.Buy machines that will run smoothly atleast for the first few years from the date of purchase.
2.If that is highly impossible then make sure that they will run without a problem for a few days after they are painstakingly repaired.
3.If all these doesnt work, the next time you construct a factory, make sure it is at a place where there is recent reception for mobile network providers.
All these would make my husbands and my life much simpler. My husband tends to hide in the factory of yours for hours together in the name of a breakdown and since the signal is soo poor, i hardly get any information too.He completely forgets about the wife because if the production runs lower than the required standard; yours and subsequently our income will be in jeopardy,he gets phone calls at Godforsaken hours of the night and wee hours of the morning about the breakdown and runs off to the factory as if his life is dependent on it... And on the nights he gets back home after getting the machine repaired he will be on the phone for hours together following up. Thank God for books, or else i would have died of boredom and ignorance ;-)
And for statictics, there has been a breakdown E.V.E.R.Y single day of this week. That is on,Sunday,Monday,Tuesday and Wednesday-for clarification.....
So for our marital harmony and for my peace of my mind, please please please do make sure you buy sturdy, reliable machines the next time you shell out your money... The current set you have is no good at all...
Yours faithfully,
The wife of one of your sincere employee
